The scene struck Luthor as extremely funny. He laughed so hard he had
to hold his stomach in with both hands.
There stood the biggest genuine legend Luthor had ever met, surrounded
in this time-snatcher cab by the super-scientific technology of the
Galactic Arm. This Man of Steel had bested all that surrounded him. He
had, at least for the moment, confounded a brilliantly conceived and
nearly executed scheme for massive conquest. A scheme that might still
prove successful, owing in large part to this lunk-headed hero's amazing
lack of imagination.
"Well, I don't see what's so funny, Luthor. I just said I think it's a
trap. It's too much of a coincidence for Earth to be the Master's
planned starting point for his takeover."
Luthor fell off his chair, trying to catch his breath, laughing.
"Keep up that heavy respiration, Luthor, and you'll use up your oxygen
supply."
He laughed some more.
"I mean, if you were the Master and you wanted to get somebody like me
out of the way, wouldn't you go somewhere where I'd feel on home
territory to spring your trap?"
"You hopeless loon! I thought I was conceited, but—" Luthor lost his
breath again and rolled over, nearly belching out his diaphragm.
"The universe is sinking slowly down around our ankles, and you think
it's a laugh."
"Listen—" he broke up again.
After a few moments Luthor snatched back his composure long enough to
tell his strange ally what he thought was going on.
"You think you're the only thing that's happening on Earth, don't you?"
Luthor's tone became accusatory.
"What do you mean?"
"I mean you're always accusing me of trying to make myself emporer of
Earth, aren't you?"
"You've practically admitted it."
"I've said there are less worthy pursuits for someone of my
intelligence and talent."
"If you say so."
"There are worlds around with greater natural resources, more developed
wealth. You know that. And worlds without super-heroes parading around
the place in funny clothes making sure nobody's tougher than they are.
And I think I've made it clear that I'm altogether capable of finding
and conquering myself a planet or two."
"I'll concede that point."
"But I've hung around Earth for a reason. I don't know why you kick
around the place looking for work yourself if you haven't realized that
what's happening on Earth right now is something any conquerer would
give his Captain Video secret code ring to have."
"I'm afaid I don't think along those lines. What are you talking
about?"
"I'm talking about a global culture whose scientific wealth has
outstripped by a light year its social and political development in just
one or two generations. I'm talking about a race with a population of
humans that the planet manages to support far beyond its apparent
ability to do so. I'm talking about four billion—count'em—four
billion inteligent, incredibly industrious creatures. Capable of making
decisions, with the manual dexterity to tie knots and pull triggers, who
can navigate courses and plan complicated procedures over not only the
next hour or the next day, but the next century. What's the intelligent
population of the planet Regulus-6?"
"About 760 million."
"And at what stage of scientific development are they?"
"Last time I was there, someone had just figured out the steam
turbine."
"And it'll be centuries before anyone comes up with the idea of putting
it to use in transportation or trade."
"When were you on Regulus-6?"
"Remember when I broke out of jail last year and nobody knew where I
was for three weeks?"
"You went to Regulus-6?"
"Give the man a cigar."
"I'm impressed."
"Listen. The population boom on Earth has gotten out of hand. There
are whole cities—countries—continents—full of people aching for
something useful to do with their lives. Talented, intelligent people.
And what's more, the whole cockamamie world is wired for sight and
sound. There isn't a grain of sand on the globe that doesn't have radio
waves slicing through it, cauterizing it with electronic mumbo-jumbo
twenty-four hours a day. The first Hitler type that can coordinate all
that communications paraphernalia has the immediate galaxy's greatest
living resource in the palm of his hand. And if it's title to the
Galactic Arm the guy wants, then all he's got to do is convince all
these intelligent, obedient, bored creatures that it'd be a kick to go
off and do some heavy conquering for him. It worked with the Crusades,
and look at all the trouble that caused."
"If you've realized that all along, why haven't you done it yourself?"
Luthor was beyond amusement. "What the sizzling suns do you think
you've been keeping me from doing all these years, Jocko, playing
Monopoly?"
"Great Krypton!"
"You talk funnier than I do, you self righteous lunk. That hybrid
clown isn't on Earth to trap you. He's there despite you. And the
longer you stay here worrying about it, the likelier it's going to be
that he'll be able to—"
But Superman was gone, and Luthor wondered why the big guy kept
winning.
Luthor had work to do, too.
If those twenty-one facsimiles of the
planet Oric were allowed to continue hanging there in orbit much longer,
the original would inevitably turn into space dust in a cataclysm
visible clear to Andromeda. As long as he was going about setting
straight the balance of worlds today instead of dismembering them, he
might just as well put everything here back the way it belonged before
he went home. Besides that, there was something on Oric he had to pick
up before he left.
The big Videobeam television screen in the sidewalk window next to the
Galaxy Building was the first thing that struck Clark Kent as odd. Dan
Reed, the newscaster who generally subsituted for Clark during
vacations, was on the air with the 4:55 P.M. billboard. This was the
five-minute summary of news headlines to be expanded on an hour later on
the evening news.
As Reed signed off he said, "This is Dan Reed with Wednesday's
headlines from the WGBS newsroom. Join me for the full report one hour
from now."
Wednesday. Was it possible that Superman had miscalculated his
space-warp travel and returned a day before he left Oric, or was the
station simply runnning a tape of yeserday's news for some reason?
Clark stepped into the lobby for a newspaper. Yes, it was Thursday all
right.